You're gonna get shot! - 2004-10-05 - 9:04 a.m.

A week ago I walked out on my job. I've been doing random shit since then. Went to Toronto to hang out with friends. Went to a BME bowling event with my girlfriend, but unfortunately only 8 people showed up including me. And 6 of them were my friends. So we all went back to my place and got trashed. One of my friends is Mike The Shoe. When Mike The Shoe passes out, he stays passed out.

In my mean drunken state I put instant coffee in his ass and taped oven mitts to his hands. Then we all took turns spooning with him and taking pictures so we could show him later on how we violated him. He woke up at 5:30 AM and kicked my friend in the ribs and then left.

I have successfully stretched my tongue piercing to 4 gauge. FOUR FUCKING GAUGE. Still not big enough!

I have a job interview today. And tomorrow I leave for Montreal. Meaning, the end of this entry. BLEEBLAAHBLLOOOO!

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