Snailtastic - 2004-02-13 - 3:39 p.m.

The asshole we kicked out a few weeks ago (Yes, you Elijah) has been trying to turn our mutual friends against us. It's working to some extent, because people can't tell the lies from the truth in this scenario.

As someone else put it (paraphrase), I can't believe how far he's gone in life conning people into feeling sorry for him. He thinks the reason we kicked him out was because he did some naughty private things with another housemate's partner. The truth is, I simply wanted him out cause he was an asshole and a constant annoyance. Blasting hip hop music from the loudest speakers in the house, that we can hear down the fucking street, at 4 in the morning when I have to get ready for work at 6:30 AM, is annoying. Failing to compromise with us and not contributing to the household is annoying. And finally, purposely making life hard on Shade for no apparent reason is REAL fucking annoying. I still don't understand that.

It's sad that if it weren't for Elijah, I wouldn't be living in this house with these two great guys.

But also it's sad that he's an asshole. So fuck Elijah.

I'm in a happy mood today. No work. Lots of play. If you count not doing anything play. I was right about the revolution a few weeks ago. It is underway. My prediction was accurate, February really is the month of shit. But that's okay, cause the end of February isn't. I can't predict the future. But I can plan it.

If my funds are not lacking, I am getting tattooed a week from now. I am in a serious need to get modded. Yesterday I got a survey through the mail. A week ago I endured a half-hour phone survey while drinking heavily and watching the movie "Jack". Which resulted in them sending me a survey through the mail titled "Canadian Consumer Behaviour Survey" and five dollars. WOW! FIVE DOLLARS! That's why I agreed to do it. Plus they paid for postage and provided an envelope.

My trip to Quebec will be eventful and emotional. Probably the latter will prevail over the former.

Shit, isn't it cool when I try to talk smart?

I like eating snails. I think I'm going to make some for supper later. Not raw of course. I hope no one assumes that people from/in Quebec eat snails. Cause most people don't. I do though. They think I'm a freak over there.

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